Since I’m normally quite bitter about the Sox losses, especially when the look as bad as last night, I’m going to try to find some positives in the loss:

1) Wily Mo’s fielding percentage in CF in now 1.00.

2) Uhhhh…

Yeah, I give up. That loss last night was, for lack of a better term, fugly. Everybody seems to love the “Major League” comparisons. Here’s the problem, does anybody remember the beginning of that movie? Cerrano couldn’t hit the curve ball to save his life, every Vaughn pitch went to the backstop and Hayes kept getting picked off. Wily Mo still can’t hit the curve (although he proved last night that he can hit the fastball), every pitch of Wakefield’s seems to go to the backstop (even the strikes), and Coco can’t even get on base cause his finger is broken. So the question is, will this team band together by making a naked poster of John Henry and peeling off pieces as they win?