Apparently WEEI ran a contest to find the best “Dream Ending to ‘86.” The winner had his ending broadcast yesterday. Is this a joke? Why not run other dream ending contests?

• Your dream ending to the 2003 ALCS (hint: PULL PEDRO!)
• Your dream ending to Citizen Kane (a sled, come on?)
• Your dream ending to the 20th century (maybe some real Y2K problems…I wouldn’t mind getting rid of Texas)
• Your dream ending to the Vietnam War (no draft?)

But since they asked here’s mine:

Schiraldi to the set, the 1-0 pitch, here it is…swing and a ground ball, stabbed by Schiraldi. He has it. He underhands to first. And the Boston Red Sox are the World Champions. For the first time in 68 years, the Red Sox have won baseball’s world championship. Can you believe it?

Come up with a real contest next time.