Hey man, what’s up?

I think you’re in the wrong clubhouse buddy. I’m pretty sure I just struck you out.

Are your parents home little guy?

Hey Papi, do you know him?

Thanks, but we still have five subscriptions to Playboy left over from Millar.

No man, I was on the Sox in 2003. Remember, backup infielder? Back then you said that if I learn how to hit, there may be a regular spot for me here. So I went home, learned how to hit, and went 2-3 today!

THINKS FOR AWHILE.
Hmmm, I think I remember you. Yeah, we may have something for you.

Wait, I got my average over .250 like you asked!

And I’m 4 of my last 5!

TO MENDOZA LINE AND CORA.
Be cool.

OK Damian, we have a little initation ritual now. You do this, and you’re in.

Yeah! Whatever you want, it’s yours.

SNICKERS.

Oh, that. I was hoping you’d have forgotten about that.

Off you go then! And make sure to thank the rookie for allowing you to strike out as you leave.

Thanks to The Dugout for the format.

Great game yesterday. Our second sweep in a row, Papi hits his fifth grand salami and Lester may be the real deal. I’m always skeptical of these “amazing” prospects since so many of them fizzle. But after 10 Ks from Lester and back to back good performances, I’m liking the start of this.