What? I’m sorry, no.

*sticks fingers in ears*

La la la la I can’t hear you.

I froze my ass of watching that game and I come home to hear about this? If the Sox don’t win another game all season and Papi’s fine, I think I’d make that trade.

In other news, it’s almost time for football. The Raiders are starting to destroy the Oakland Coliseum, proving once again that football has no business being played on a baseball field (and vice-versa). Half the grass was beaten and wilting, and you could see the yard lines. Hinske warmed up by the ten yard line, and it looked like he was about to make a touchdown drive. Of course, looking at the number of balls he missed in the endzone (far right field), maybe he should stick with baseball.

Other pictures:

Hinske does the hokey-pokey: “you put your head in…”

Gabbard calls out the grounds crew to give him the ability to throw strikes (hey, it worked!)

Cora bites his nails (always the pinky nail)

Next to Pena, Pedroia looks about twelve

There are others that I’ll post when I get around to it, including ones of actual baseball being played.