I have three words for the Tigers’ lineup: TAKE A PITCH!

It’s really nice to see a slugger like Albert Pujols not used in the same sentence as steroids (until now, I guess). But he really is coming off as kind of a jerk during this postseason.

Speaking of jerks, have you seen the anti stem cell commercial that tonight’s starter Jeff Suppan is in? Hey Jeff, even Curt Schilling is pro-stem cell research.

I guess my prediction about Zumaya vs. Pujols (like everything else this postseason) was wrong. I’m sorry I didn’t predict “grounds to Zumaya who throws the ball away at 103 MPH for a 2 run error.”

All the Tigers need tonight is to catch Suppan dancing off a base and they’ll be all set. (I needed some excuse to use that picture.)