Maybe the Sox got a new chef and he makes a mean chicken parm. Maybe Dougie’s got a thing for Asian chicks and wants to impress some of the reporters following Dice-K around. Maybe he’s just got his groove back. I honestly can’t explain how Dougie has gone from stud to dud and back to stud over a three year span.

Oh yeah, and that Timmy guy aint too bad either. He’s given up a total of 3 ER in 20 IP this season. He’s easier to explain; he likes domes.