Saturday, September 29, 2007

2007 AL East Champs!

Congratulations to the 2007 AL East Champion Boston Red Sox. I never doubted them for a second. (OK, that’s not true. As recently as Gagne’s 8th inning breakdown in Toronto a week ago I was telling Kim “that’s it, we’re done. We’re blowing the AL East.”) I’d like to thank all the players who have helped the Sox, but the truth is with September callups and 40 man rosters I have no clue who is on this team anymore. Devern Hansack? Royce Clayton? (And isn’t he about 200 years old?)

So for the next two days I will be playing Dirty Watah non-stop. Hey, it seems fitting for this blog, doesn’t it?

posted by Matt at 11:14 am  

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Penthouse to outhouse

Well, I’m in LA at a friend’s house and he’s still at work, so instead of talking to the tv I thought I’d keep a running diary.

Top 1: Didn’t Daisuke get the memo? If you’re going to hit a Yankee to load the bases, especially when it’s ARod, take my brother’s advice and hit him in the knee, not the thigh. I’m not feeling hugely optimistic about this game… Two outs later, sigh of relief. Another Red Sox rookie pitches out of a bases loaded jam.

Bottom 1: Glad to see Giambi isn’t keeping up the good defense he had in the last Sox-MFY series, when Giambi makes Youks-like plays, you know things are wrong in the baseball world.

Top 3: I enjoyed the Bobby Valentine interview, but does it really need to take up so much of the screen? I’d be happy to watch the game and just listen to him.

Bottom 3: After Giambi booted the grounder from JD, I’m wondering if the Sox have been taking the infield back to its old state. With Julio’s play at short, I wouldn’t be surprised. And why am I not surprised that the only way JD can come through in the clutch is on an error? Does he get an RBI for that?

Top 4: Holy cow, nice double play, even though Melky may have been safe and definitely would have been if he’d run through the bag. Daisuke’s definitely rocking the Sox-rookie-pitcher-in-a-jam mojo. Much like with Lester, I almost feel more confident with a runner at third.

Sutcliffe (or Baker? I can’t tell them apart, they’re both awful) on Ellsbury’s bloop: “Shows a lot of confidence in your young player … instead of putting on the sacrifice bunt, taking the pressure off him, saying… I got confidence you’ll be able to pull the baseball.” Um, Rick, I don’t know what team you think you’re watching, but the Sox don’t sacrifice bunt, unless it’s Julio Lugo when he was hitting under .200.

Bottom 4: On Ellsbury’s steal, it looked like he slid past the bag. If Jeter had kept the glove on him, like you’re supposed to, instead of turning to bitch about the call, he may have had him.

Note to self: don’t have Gameday running on the computer when you’re watching on TiVo delay, you’ll spoil the fun of a rally. Then again, if that’s what the baseball gods want me to do…

I feel much better now. Let’s hope Daisuke can stand prosperity.

Bottom 5: Into the bullpen already! Sweetness. And of course the announcers have to bring up the Belicheck camera drama. So sick of hearing about that already, this is baseball dammit. I guess they need something to talk about, because baseball isn’t interesting enough for them.

Sutcliffe is saying someone has to get hurt in order to add Jacoby to the post-season roster. I thought you only had to be on the 40 man as of August 31? Why doesn’t mlb.com have a list of rules like these?

Jacoby has a flattop! I haven’t seen on of those since my brother in the 80s.

Top 6: Timlin and Lopez warming in the pen. All of a sudden, I’m not so confident.

Why does Giambi get so much credit for being open about his steroid use? He never admitted it, it was “I’m sorry for what I did, but I won’t tell you what I did.” He admitted it as much as Belicheck admitted filming the Jets. Thankfully, Roid-boy Ks.

And that’s it for Daisuke. He looked pretty good, I thought, with no control of the fastball (unless being within 3 feet of the target counts as control), but he got some good swings and misses.

Uh-oh, I hear Black Betty. In comes Mike “I like letting inherited runners score” Timlin. And we no longer have the Sox-rookie-pitcher-in-a-jam mojo. Nuts, Timlin gets a ground ball and lets an inherited runner in. Luckily, just one.

Bottom 6: Julio Lugo is en fuego!

More fabulous defense from Giambi lets Papi get back to first! Whew.

Lovely, you could see Youks do a double take when Julio stole third, and he took a strike right down the middle. But he comes through with a bloop, and you know, Julio might not have been able to score on that from second.

Omigod, JD Drew with a clutch 2-out hit!! I’m going to faint. I keep telling Matt that JD’s going to come through and be a big postseason hero, but he doesn’t believe me. Wait and see, I tell ya, wait and see.

Top 8: Ster-oids… ster-oids. Sutcliffe: “The more he hits, the better first baseman he becomes.” That, my friends, is why having a great offensive year helps you win a Gold Glove.

Shit, think Jeemer’s getting a little tired at this point in the season?

Everytime I see the iPod nana commercial with the song that starts “One, two, three, four,” I want it to continue “I declare a thumb war.”

Paps in for a 2 inning save? This is starting to remind me of the last Sox-Yankee game I was at in Fenway when Paps blew the save and took the loss. Please no please no. And there goes the lead, and then the tie. @#$%!!! Looks like you don’t need Gagne to blow a 5 run lead.

Bottom 8: Damn, with Coco caught stealing, now JD’s going to lead off the 9th. I called him for a postseason hero, I don’t think he’s got it in him for September.

Top 9: And here’s Gagne. He pitches well when behind.

Bottom 9: A good point from Sutcliffe! He thinks part of the Yankee infield’s fielding problems stems from coming off the turf in Toronto. I’m just shocked he can say anything I’m impressed by.

Well damn, I guess that’s it.

posted by Kim at 8:29 pm  

Sunday, September 2, 2007

No-HHitter!

(Let’s pretend like I haven’t ignored the blog and all of my five readers for the past two months, deal?)

Anybody remember this quote from Tito on August 17th before Clay Buchholz’s first start?

Doesn’t matter if he throws a no-hitter, he’s going back down. If he throws a no-hitter, we may send him back with a present — but he’s going back.

It’s a good thing that the Pawtuckett season is just about over, otherwise Tito was going to have to give Clay keys to a new car rather than a plane ticket to get back to Rhode Island.

Sox fans have been regaled with stories of the amazing Clay Buchholz, and he certainly didn’t disappoint in his second major league start. He pitched a complete game, shutout and did not allowing a single hit to the Baltimore Orioles in 115 pitches. I turned the game on in the 2nd inning and got to watch Buchholz put on a clinic. He had a good fastball (90-94mph), a changeup that consistently baffled the Oriole hitters and just for good measure he would throw in a 12-6 curveball. Varitek would put down a sign, Clay nodded and Tek would barely need to move his glove. Lather, rinse, repeat 114 more times and you’ve got yourself the recipe for a major league no hitter.

Pedroia clearly saved the no-no in the seventh with a diving stop and quick throw to rob Tejada. I’m not quite sure why Tejada tried to slide into first, but it made the call a little bit easier for the umpire. In five years nobody but Buchholz will remember how the no-hitter was inches away from being a one-hitter. I just hope that Dustin Pedroia is never allowed to pay for another round when he hangs out with Clay.

With an 8-0 lead going into the bottom of the 8th, the Sox scored 2 more runs at an absurdly slow pace. Which got me to thinking, if you have an 8-0 lead, why not just strike out and let your pitcher get back on the mound? He’s obviously in a rhythm, do you really need to pad your stats?

But Buchholz came back in the 9th to strike out Roberts on a great high fastball, got Patterson to fly to the black hole in centerfield known as Coco Crisp and fittingly got Nick Markakis looking on a beautiful curveball. One small fist pump and before he knew it he was being simultaneously picked up by Tek and jumped on by Papi. If the Sox are lucky his spine is still intact.

A quick side note: apparently Tito had to call Theo in the 7th to see if Buchholz could go past his pitch count. Obviously Tito was given the green light. However, Theo also gave him a hard deadline of 120 pitches. Just imagine, if anybody besides Jay Payton and his 3.18 P/PA (3rd lowest in the ML) was batting 9th, Buchholz may have got 8 2/3 of no-hit ball.

All said it was an amazing performance by the 23 year-old Texan. He also became only the second pitcher to pitch a no hitter in his second start. The other was Wilson Alvarez on 8/11/91 with your nine year old Dirty Watah blogger in attendance. Ironically, it was also against the Orioles.

posted by Matt at 10:31 am