Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Yoooooooooooooks

Holy hell, how have the Sox only scored two runs in 31 2/3 innings? TWO RUNS??? Honestly, I know we’re on a five game losing streak, but how the fuck are you supposed to win games with an offense like that. Plus, we’ve got Lester going against Halladay, so you know you’ve got to score more than that…wait, what? The second of those two runs was a walk-off single by Youks? Uhhh, never mind, who needs an offense!?

On a less sarcastic note, the win wouldn’t have been possible without the amazing play of Dustin to end the top of the 9th and keep the game scoreless (to that point Lester and Paps had pitched 8 2/3 innings allowing only two hits). As Vernon Wells put it, “I saw it get by the mound and I saw Superman at second base.” I never realized that Superman was 5′5″.

Every time Pedroia makes a great defensive play or gets a clutch hit you can read his lips as he claps his hands and says “fuck yeah!” Well, this was certainly a “fuck yeah” play. So I figure, let’s keep a tally of Pedey’s FY plays this season. So far we’re at two (see April 20th). I’ll keep the running tally in the sidebar.

posted by Matt at 11:00 pm  

Monday, April 28, 2008

Collapsing At The End Of The Marathon

Let me get this straight. The Sox pitchers on Saturday and Sunday put up the following lines:

Buchholz (Sat): 8IP, 3H, 2R (both earned), 2 BB, 9 K
Beckett (Sun): 7IP, 4H, 2R (1ER), 1 BB, 13!!! K

and they both get the loss because the Sox could only muster one run in 23 innings. So far the Sox have now surpassed the longest winning AND losing streak from the 07 team. This is not what we want boys. Consistency is the name of the game over 162+ games.

Oh, and I’d like to thank the geniuses at MLB who thought that since a trip to Japan to start the season wasn’t tough enough, they also gave the Sox a stretch of 21 straight games to end April. Effing brilliant.

posted by Matt at 7:36 pm  

Friday, April 25, 2008

Karma Police

So this is what happens when your starters go almost a month without anybody going 7 innings. Suddenly, when you have a lead in the 7th, and you need your relievers to be lights out, they implode. Funny how that works out. Although I’m still confused why Tito went with Delcarmen after Lopez put the tying run on rather than going straight to Oki. Protecting a 2 run lead with runners at first and second is a whole lot easier than protecting a one run lead with the bases loaded.

On the other hand Masterson looked, well, masterful. His pitches had a ton of movement and he used his sinker extremely well (11 GB outs to 3 FB outs). Plus, and this may be the most important, he only gave up one run in 6 IP (hint, hint Lester and Buchholz). It’s just too bad he couldn’t see the real Papajima show for his first start.

posted by Matt at 10:00 am  

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Bring Back Geffner?

The Sox luck had to run out sometime. When your starting pitcher gets scratched (again) and your missing your five hole hitter, you can’t just expect to come back in the 7th and 8th innings and keep winning. Plus the homer HansEn gave up in a tie-game in the 6th didn’t help either. Lester should get a lot of credit for starting on almost no warning and only three days rest.

But after my earlier shot at Amalie, I can’t let Dale Arnold off the hook. The man makes me wish for the days of Glenn Geffner. Here’s him calling one at-bat:

Dustin Pedroia walks to the plate. Dustin took the first pitch of his at bat in the first inning for a ball. The next pitch was a fastball for a called strike. On the third pitch of the at bat Pedroia grounded out to short.

In the third inning Pedroia watched the first pitch slider from Garland for a ball, before hitting the next slide from Garland to right…actually, more like right-center…for a sac fly.

In the fifth…zZzZzZzZzZ…

Sorry, I fell asleep there before the first pitch of the AB. Between this and his inability to actually DESCRIBE what’s happening (you know, the job description for a play-by-play announcer), he is quite possibly the worst PBP guy in MLB. I think I made this request last year, but I’d really like to know why the Sox couldn’t bring Dan Hoard from AAA for a few games. All XM listeners would thank them.

posted by Matt at 1:16 am  

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

A-B-C-D-O-F-G

Honestly, I’ve tried to stay away from pointing out Amalie’s multiple and obvious mistakes on the Globe’s Extra Bases blog. But this was too much to ignore. Now she can’t even spell the last names of the Sox players. Remind me again why she has a job? Here you go Amalie: it’s Hansen, not Hanson like the mid-90s boy-band. This is baseball, not the life and style section.

Oh yeah, and Craig HansEn has been called up from AAA.

posted by Matt at 1:41 pm  

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Beckett’s “Injury”

Beckett gets scratched from last night’s start for “flu like symptoms and a stiff neck.” I believe that injury report when it’s for Tek, but when it’s for Beckett let me translate: “I was out drinking waaaay to late on Lansdowne last night with Dustin, woke up with a nasty hangover and was puking all morning. Keeping my head over the toilet in that position for so long gave my neck a nasty cramp, so I thought it was better not to start.”

No matter, the Sox still enjoy to give everybody heart attacks. This time they fell behind 5-1 before clawing their way to a 6-5 lead, giving the lead back up, and eventually taking it for good in the bottom of the 8th. Clearly the player of the game honors go to Jacoby “I can probably outrun Danica Patrick in a car” Ellsbury, who went 3-5 with 2 HRs, and scored the go-ahead run from first on a ground ball to left. Remember, there’s a large green wall in left because it’s so short.

So for those of you keeping score at home, the Sox are now on a six game winning streak. In only two of those games have the Sox not trailed. In two more they trailed by a single run. And, here’s the amazing part, they were behind by five in one game and four in another.

posted by Matt at 1:17 pm  

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

One If By Land, Two If By Sea, Four If By Julio Lugo

Ahh, 11:05AM game on Patriot’s day. With our lineup today, I really thought it would be difficult to score runs. Looking at the bottom four in the lineup, they were all minor leaguers: Lowrie, Lugo, Cash and Thurston. Wait, Lugo doesn’t live in Pawtucket?

As it turns out, if it were up to Julio Lugo he would ride to Lexington screaming “the redcoats are coming!” every day. (Maybe he’d be referring to the red Sunday jerseys, because the Rangers certainly weren’t wearing any red.) How often does “en fuego”, as Kim calls him, actually get more than a single hit? Believe it or not, he got four!

Clay looked better, but clearly still has a ways to go before being a reliable starter. He did pitch six shutout innings, but worked in and out of quite a few jams.

The Sox have now won five straight and eight of nine. Quick trivia question: When was the last time the Sox won five straight in the regular season?

posted by Matt at 12:02 am  

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Sean Casey at the Bat

The Outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Boston nine that day:
The score stood two to five, with but one inning more to play.
And then when K-Cash died at first, and Lugo’s K to blame,
A sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, if only Casey could get but a whack at that -
We’d put up even money, now, with Casey at the bat.

But Ellsbury preceded Casey, as did also Jed Lowrie,
And the former was a lulu and the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey’s getting to the bat.

But ‘Coby let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Lowrie, the young new rook, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and the men saw what had occurred,
There was Jeddy safe at second and Jacoby scored past third.

Then the biggest of Papi’s followed with one more base hit,
That scored the Jed from second and the Sox might be able to do it;
And Dustin came to pinch hit and got a “fuck yeah!” double;
The Sox had tied the game at five and were no longer is such trouble.

The Rangers chose to take the bat out of the hands of Youk,
After a long at-bat, Drew showed his start’s no fluke;
Drew a walk to load the bases, the fans began to wish,
To bring the seventh hitter, the Sox first bagger to the dish.

There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile on Casey’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt ’twas Casey at the bat.

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped-
“That ain’t my style,” said Casey. “Strike one,” the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand;
And its likely they’d a-killed him had not Casey raised his hand.

With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, “Strike two.”

“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered fraud;
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.

The sneer is gone from Casey’s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
And there is much joy in Boston – mighty Casey has earned a go-ahead walk.

What, did you think he was going to strike out with the bases loaded and two down? It’s Casey at the Bat, not Julio Lugo.

(Poem adapted from Ernest Thayer.)

posted by Matt at 11:09 pm  

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Tales from the Julio Lugo Bandwagon

Since the season started, I’ve been establishing my place on the “Julio Lugo is going to hit” bandwagon. It’s pretty empty right now, but you need to claim your seat early. It’s like showing up early for football on Sunday to claim your seat at the bar. I’ve got the prime position. Of course, it does get a little lonely sometimes. And it’s a little (ok, really, really) sad when you get all excited that hey, Julio beat out the throw and didn’t hit into a double play! But in the end, you stick by your guns, and have faith in the first starting shortstop to play for the Sox two seasons in a row since Nomar. I figure, Theo et al. felt strongly enough about Julio to keep him around when they don’t seem to like keeping a shortstop for more than a year, so I’ll have faith in him. Besides, he wears a turtleneck like none other.

So there are lots of good things to say about tonight’s game, but I’m not going to talk about them. I was out during the game and saw the score in the bar window that the Sox were up 4-0 at some early point, so when I got home, I wasn’t real stressed about it and paid more attention to preparing for Passover, not finishing watching the game on the fake TiVo until almost midnight PST. It’s actually a really nice way to watch a game – confident that things will go well, but not knowing ahead of time what happens.

One thing I will give the Yankees – their TV announcers, at least the color guys (David Cone and John Flaherty, I think), are smart and teach you about the game. They’re exactly what everyone hopes for and rarely gets in a former player doing broadcasting. I mean, Remy’s great, and he’s our guy, but when he goes off and spends an inning pimping Rem-Dawgs or his scorecards, it gets a little embarrassing. It’s certainly a refreshing change from being forced to listen to the Yankee radio announcers on XM – Suzyn Waldman is putting the cause of women in broadcasting back 20 years.

posted by Kim at 11:47 pm  

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Captain Makes it Happen

When some players take a swing you think that every ball they put in the air you think it’s out (see Ortiz, David). And then there are some who always look like they’ve got warning track power, such as El Capitan. But wouldn’t you know it, when everything is on the line in a tie game in the top of the 9th, and the bases aren’t loaded, the Captain hits a pinch hit(!!!) home run to left-center to give the Sox the lead (which of course looked like a routine fly ball off the bat). I’ll admit that I was worried that Tek looked out of his prime while walking around the clubhouse wearing more ice than an eskimo uses to build his house, but it just proves that you can never underestimate the power of a Scott Boras client in a contract year (excluding Andruw Jones).

Also, congrats to Jed Lowrie on his first major league game, first major league RBIs and first major league hit. The great and powerful Gammons was really high on the former Stanford student when we saw him in Spring Training, and who am I to argue when he’s the first Sox rookie to have 3 RBIs in his first game since Merl Combs in 1947. But it’s gonna be tough for him. Who else can replace the 4 GIDP and 5 errors in 14 games this season from Julio Lugo?

I’m almost starting to feel kind of bad for the Indians though. This is now the fifth straight time they’ve lost to the mighty Sox of Red. In this game they had a runner in scoring position for 7 straight innings and only mustered 3 runs. They’re almost starting to get that helpless little brother look. But then I remember Ryan Garko’s famous “the champagne tastes just as sweet on the road” quote, and I say, screw ‘em. You’re the same people who tried to get Josh Beckett’s ex-girlfriend to sing the national anthem before game 5. And that worked out so well for you…

posted by Matt at 11:09 am  
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