Wednesday, August 27, 2008

A Voice Made for Print

When the Sox are on the Wednesday ESPN game, it should be a reason to celebrate. I get to watch the Sox in HD and listen to Dave O’Brien, one of the best play-by-play guys around (second only to Jon Miller, in my opinion). The problem is when I have to be in the car and listen to the XM radio broadcast. When the Sox are home, I have to listen to the excruciating Dale Arnold, who has an awful radio voice and can’t seem to keep on top of the game. (”It’s a fly ball and… wow! Diving catch! No wait, it’s dropped! That was almost an incredible play, let me tell you all about it… and oh yeah, 3 runs scored.”) I actually look forward to road games where I get to listen to whoever the home team’s announcers are.

Unfortunately, when it’s a Yankee game, that means Suzyn Waldman. I want to root for the first woman to be a full-time MLB broadcaster, but I just can’t. You know the saying “a face made for radio?” Well, she has a voice made for print. She’s also appointed herself as the team mother, getting a little too emotionally involved, like last year when she forgot there’s no crying in baseball.

I don’t know if she’s worse or if Dale is. I can embrace the schadenfreude of Yankee fans having to endure her every day, but I hate that my team has such a bad announcer. Memo to the Sox: you have Dan Hoard doing a great job in Pawtucket, why don’t you give him a call-up?

Hopefully, more to come about the actual game tonight when I get back from softball. Here’s hoping my eardrums don’t explode listening to Waldman on the way there.

EDIT: Well. I left my car nervous with Manny Delcarmen on the mound with a 4-2 lead. How excited was I to see that not only did he pitch a 1-2-3 inning with 2 K’s, but the Sox managed to score 7 more, including a grannie by Fuck-Yeah! A great win, and another nail in the Yankees’ coffin.

posted by Kim at 5:22 pm  

2 Comments »

  1. Waldman is the worst. At least Sterling is hilariously inaccurate.

    Comment by Ed S. — August 28, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

  2. Having just become aquainted electronically with Matt, I plunged into this dirtywatah blog, and now, Kim, I’m pleased to meet you as well. Folks of your generation (I’m presuming here, but it is OK to presume youthfulness in our culture) may not remember Mel Parnell as announcer, but as good as he was a pitcher, he was as unskilled in doing play by play. I think I remember a call that went something like this: High fly ball to center field and caught in foul territory, etc.

    Perhaps I exaggerate, as this happened in my youth much too long ago. The unskilled announcers of today are less well tolerated than those of yesteryear, for better or worse. But let he who is without stones cast the first sin…
    Bernie

    Comment by bernardsamuel — August 29, 2008 @ 8:13 am

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