Well, it’s been another slow news week for the so-called “hot” stove. Another week where we’re all forced to follow dull sports such as football and the NBA. Why? Because Mark Teixeira and his pimp Scott Borass can’t make up their freaking minds. The Angels, no, the Sox, no, the MFY, no the Nationals. The Nationals for Christ’s sake! He is wavering so much he even added the woeful Nats into the mix. I’m almost hoping he signs with the Nats so the Sox don’t have to face him 18 times a season and so he’s forced into baseball purgatory for the rest of his career.

Since Mark probably would have nervous breakdown at a 31 flavors right now, we’ll try not to pay attention until he signs his name somewhere. Anyways, to all the loyal Dirty Watah readers, have a happy holiday season. Thanks for coming back, and hopefully the Sox can go a little further than they did this year.

Update: No sooner than I post that, then The Globe says that a decision is “imminent.” Yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it.